Hot off the press!

Two New Books From author Patti Ann!

Relationships! Let’s face it – they can be as confusing as trying to fold a fitted sheet and if you have ever attempted that, you know what I mean.

Welcome to a wild and witty world where relationships take flight—flamingo style!

Dive into a whimsical journey through love, insecurities, courtship, and those inevitable “singed feathers” moments. Humans might think dating is hard but wait until you see what flamingos go through! In the world of flamingo flops and suave strutting, you’ll learn that we aren’t all that different from these fabulous birds.

Ready to discover the art of Flamingling? Strut your stuff like the Suave Flamingoer?

Step into the Pond of Reflection, where the waters are murky, but oh boy, do they reflect the trials and triumphs of love. It’s all about finding your balance—just like a flamingo standing on one leg! Ever wondered why flamingos wobble on one foot? And why do we wobble when it comes to matters of the heart? The answers are closer than you think.
It’s time to stop hesitating.

It’s time to step in with…
Both Feet In.

Are you feeling a little “life-logged”? Are you stuck in the office swamp, wading through emails like they’re quicksand?

Well, it’s time to stretch out those feathers and rejoin the flock! 

Welcome back to the fabulous world of flamboyant pink plumes, where we’ll once again meet our fabulously witty flamingo friend—a bird who knows more about balance than a yoga instructor on a tightrope. We’re diving deep into the Pond of Reflection (don’t worry, you won’t sink), exploring why we keep trying to tiptoe through life on one foot when we were born to strut with both. It’s time to shake those tail feathers and rediscover why you’re a flamingoing master of adventure, resilience, and, let’s face it, sheer fabulousness.

Here in the land of Flamingo Flops, Flamingoing, and Flamingoers, we learn that sometimes you’ll stumble, sometimes you’ll soar, and other times you’ll look incredible standing on one leg in a puddle. But hey, that’s life. And if a knobby-kneed pink bird can balance on a single foot while also looking fabulous, so can you.

 

Flamingos are Amazing!

Explore the surprising world of flamingos! From their gray-to-pink transformation and unique upside-down feeding style to their impressive flying abilities reaching 35 mph and synchronized courtship dances, these iconic birds are full of surprises. Did you know they can live up to 30 years and produce special “crop milk” for their chicks? Click here to discover more fascinating facts about these elegant creatures!

 

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